So part of the school weekly update that they phone you and email you. It is nice to stay informed but why the phone call? For the illiterate, not likely, for the people that don’t have an email account? Scary. So here is the following: “We are committed to safety at our school. Please follow the traffic rules. When we all follow them, traffic can move smoothly and best of all no one will get hurt. Thanks for your attention to this matter.”
Every fucking week we get this message from the school. Sometimes they throw in a police officer that has spoken to the nerdy traffic kid or safety guard or whatever the hell they are to “scare” us into compliance, but this is becoming a tiresome, broken record. What they need to say is either -- Look fucking cross at the crosswalk or else we will take a picture of you, photoshop it to make you look fat and ugly and then post it on FB, or the first person that crosses the street legally and correctly 100 times will get a magnum of Opus 1. I’m just saying I have solutions, it’s not an app, but it does have practical utility.
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